part one

Earlier :-
Luv start wid eyes
Grew wid gifts nd
Ended wid tears

Now :-
Luv starts frm
cellphone
Grows wid msgs
&
Ends wid
"The number ur calling
is currently busy please
try again later"... 

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Shere returns home
after
having DOGGY STYLE s*x with his
sexy
secretary.
.
.
His wife asks: Where
have u
been ?
.
.
.
.
He replies : ln my office
working
like a DOG

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Mero answers pacman emoticon

Reaches home
-"Eh ghar aai pugis?"
"Haina bich bato ma chu"

Finishes juice
-"Juice pi sakeko?"
"Kaha vakhar suru garya"

Comes out of shower
-"Nuhai sakeko po"
"Haina shampoo khanauna baki nai cha"

By going out
-"Tah jadai ho?"
"Toit aaudai chu"

Uploads picture
-"Yo timi ho?"
"Kaha hunu ma...chimeki ko chhoro ni"

After someone gets hurt
-"Katai lagyo ra?" X_x
"Kaha lagnu kya aananda aairaa belama" 

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A trucker who has been out on the road for two months stops at a brothel outside Bqglung.

He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down Rs.5000 and says, "I want your ugliest woman and a grilled cheese sandwich!"

The Madam got astonished. "But sir, for that kind of money you could have one of my prettiest ladies and a three-course meal."

The trucker replies, "Listen darlin’, I’m not horny – I’m just homesick."... xD xV

If you know what I mean

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There was an old couple laying in bed.

The man turns and tells the woman, "If you want to have s^x, pull on my d^ck once.

If you don't want to have s^x, pull on my d^ck for one hundred times."

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aaja Bihaana bihaanai euti le propose gari,
achamma lagyo, ma ni nikai handsome raixu jasto lagyo...
.

.
tara yeso soche aaja ta April fool ho, murga banauna khojeki jasto laagera, reject gardeko...

mori le tah sachikai propose gareki raixa, rudai phone raakhi,....

naramrari ghaata lagyo..

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