part two

Excited man returns Home &
tells
Wife :- darling I got 4 Good Tyres for
the
price of 1.
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Wife : U stupid man,we
don't
even have a Car.
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Man : do I comment
when u
buy ur Bras

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After picking her son up from school one day, the mother asks him what he did at school. The kid replies, "I had s^x with my teacher." She gets so mad that when they get home, she orders him to go straight to his room.

When the father returns home that evening, the mother angrily tells him the news of what their son had done. As the father hears the news, a huge grin spreads across his face. He walks to his son's room and asks him what happened at school, the son tells him, "I had s^x with my teacher." The father tells the boy that he is so proud of him, and he is going to reward him with the bike he has been asking for.

On the way to the store, the dad asks his son if he would like to ride his new bike home. His son responds, "No thanks Dad, my butt still hurts."... xD xV

If you know what I mean

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Bidesi haru ko l*do p*ti maa hunxa, dimaag kaam maa,
tehi vayera uniharu developed xan....

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tara m*g
Nepali haru ko dimaag maa p*ti hunxa, l*do haat maa,
ani ghanta hunxa desh ko bikash...

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One day, there were two boys playing by a stream.

One of the young boy saw a bush and went over to it. The other boy couldn't figure out why his friend was at the bush for so long. The other boy went over to the bush and looked.

The two boys were looking at a woman bathing naked in the stream. All of a sudden, the second boy took off running. The first boy couldn't understand why he ran away, so he took off after his friend.

Finally, he caught up to him and asked why he ran away.

The boy said to his friend, "My mom told me if I ever saw a naked lady, I would turn to stone, and I felt something getting hard, so I ran."... xD xP

If you know what I mean

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Question :- How do u know that the girl
wearing
a skirt is not wearing panties ?
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Answer :- By
looking at dandruff on her feet

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